36 Golden Rules

BE CAREFUL WHOSE ADVICE YOU BUY
WEAR SUNSCREEN
DON’T BE RECKLESS WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S HEARTS
DON’T READ BEAUTY MAGAZINES. THEY WILL ONLY MAKE YOU FEEL UGLY
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
GET PLENTY OF CALCIUM
DO ONE THING EVERY DAY THAT SCARES YOU
GET TO KNOW YOUR PARENTS I
GET TO KNOW YOUR PARENTS II
LIFE IS A LONG ROAD AND THERE IS NO TURNING BACK
THOU SHALT NOT KILL
A LOVING ATMOSPHERE IN YOUR HOME IS THE FOUNDATION FOR YOUR LIFE
YOUR ARE NOT AS FAT AS YOU IMAGINE
DON’T MESS TOO MUCH WITH YOUR HAIR
RELAX
REMEMBER COMPLIMENTS YOU RECEIVED – FORGET THE INSULTS
SPEND TEN MINUTES A DAY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
APPROACH LOVE AND COOKING WITH RECKLESS ABANDON
DON’T EXPECT ANYONE TO SUPPORT YOU
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
A GOOD LIFE IS PERFECTLY POSSIBLE WITHOUT IRONING
YOU CAN FORGET NINE OUT OF TEN PARTIES
PRAISE AND BLAME ARE ALL THE SAME
YOU ARE NOT ALONE
WHEN IN A HURRY SLOW DOWN
NATURE SELECTS THOSE, THAT BEST ADAPT TO THEIR SURROUNDING
LEAVE HOME BEFORE YOU’RE TWENTY
SMILE
LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHILE YOU ARE BUSY MAKING OTHER PLANS
RUN
IMAGINATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN KNOWLEDGE
UNDERSTAND SEPARATE REALITIES
THERE IS A COUNTERPART TO EVERYTHING
IGNORE YOUR NEGATIVE THOUGHTS
LOVE YOUR PAST
DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE